Dave Barry
Dave Barry, author of numerous books and a weekly syndicated column with the Miami Herald, is well known for his scathing wit and deep insight into current political issues, exploding toilets, current ...Show More
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using Show more
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. Hide
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in Show more
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Hide
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in Janu Show more
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. Hide
People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to Show more
People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, 'Just joking.' Hide
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris Show more
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Hide
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry's FILMOGRAPHY
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