Jesse McBride

Jesse McBride is a native of Los Angeles, California. That's right, a unicorn. At a young age, Jesse was forced by his father to dance in front of movie theater audiences to support the family. J ...Show More

Jesse McBride is a native of Los Angeles, California. That's right, a unicorn. At a young age, Jesse was forced by his father to dance in front of movie theater audiences to support the family. Jesse was also subjugated to kisses on the cheek by old women. An actor, comedian, director, empath, Libra, omnivore, producer, spatial efficiency expert, and writer, Jesse is best known for his long eyelashes and has toured the world modeling them. Jesse prefers Italian red wine, particularly from the Abruzzo region but has recently warmed to Rosé. He has a weakness for strawberry rhubarb pie, especially his aunt Melanie's. Jesse spends his free time reading the collected works of Gogol and imagining a life in the Russian countryside pickling different fruits and vegetables. Hide