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Bordello of Blood
Based on the 'Tales From the Crypt' comic series, the film features a funeral parlor that change into a vampire bordello during the night, a story filled with violence, gore, and nudity.
1963
11 October 1957, St. Stephen, New Brunswick, Canada
24 January 1932, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
16 July 1971, Chatsworth, California, USA
7 September 1969, Akron, Ohio, USA
1958, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
January 01, 2000
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
January 01, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
January 22, 2002
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
February 21, 2001
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
January 01, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
May 19, 2008
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
November 27, 2016
A slapdash, overlong, and downright interminable endeavor...