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Cooties
When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into killer zombies, a group of misfit teachers must band together to escape the playground carnage. Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, and Alison Pill as teachers who fight to survive the mayhem while hilariously bickering in an uncomfortable love triangle on the worst Monday of their lives.
10 June 1964, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
18 November 1981, Tehran, Iran
27 May 1973, Macon, Georgia, USA
1 November 1981, Sacramento, California, USA
11 April 2000, Santa Monica, California, USA
25 October 2003, Madison, Wisconsin, USA
24 October 1984, Wisconsin, USA
September 17, 2015
What could have been an amusing and entertaining zombie flick is, instead, a slog.
September 17, 2015
With "Cooties," what starts as recess fades all too rapidly into movie detention.
September 30, 2015
It's got an inspired setup, but then wastes it on a half-baked plot, a tepid sense of humor and a preoccupation with one-upping itself with its admittedly solid gore effects.
November 04, 2015
A good movie to pass the time and that's it, in the end you feel like they could've done more with it. [Full review in Spanish]
December 03, 2015
A delicious treat for gorehounds, as well as those who survived elementary school as a child or an adult.
September 18, 2015
A midnight movie for those fine with dozing off about twenty minutes in, once the charm of its single sentence log-line has worn off.
November 04, 2015
An entertaining film full of blood, guts, dark humor and very politically incorrect situations. [Full review in Spanish]
September 18, 2015
While directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion want to have their laughs and horror, too, the film is something of a zombie itself: half-alive and bloody, but lacking any heart.
September 17, 2015
It's not really funny enough to achieve grown-up cachet, and it's too ugly and violent for younger viewers.
September 18, 2015
I honestly have no clue who this film is for. Whoever they are, they're likely to walk out of the theater wanting a refund.
May 25, 2016
If you have always had the sneaky suspicion that children are little monsters, well, this movie is firmly on your side. It smartly blurs the line between pint-sized terror and flesh-eating hellion because really, who can tell sometimes?