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Machete Kills
“Machete Kills” will continue revolves around the main character Machete, who would receive orders from the President hunting a drug trafficking boss who is threatening the United States by an extremely dangerous nuclear attack plot…
14 December 1988, Salinas, California, USA
13 July 1946, Los Angeles, California, USA
3 November 1946, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
April 19, 1969 in Lynwood, California, USA
10 July 1972, Barranquilla, Colombia
28 June 1976, Austin, Texas, USA
July 15, 2015
Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal.
October 11, 2013
Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.
October 11, 2013
When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
September 03, 2015
Everything looks artificial and achieved in post-production. Every shortcut is met to save money on budget and time.
April 15, 2016
The stunt casting is so poorly realized that actors pop in and out of the film at random, the story apparently stitched together according to actors' schedules.
June 07, 2016
Maybe... 'neo-grindhouse' has become a 'genre' because Tarantino's Midas touch turned grindhouse into ... art? Grindhouse sort of sounds like 'art house.' On the other hand-nah.
October 11, 2013
Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
October 27, 2015
"Machete will return in: Machete Kills!" boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody. Three years later, we're reminded that it was a threat, not a promise.
October 11, 2013
A self-aware exploitation picture that winks as it picks your pocket.
October 11, 2013
"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
October 15, 2013
Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
June 23, 2016
Bigger, more ambitious, and more raucous, Machete Kills stands as a film that proves more can, sometimes, be less.