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Ted (2012)
As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett';;s teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John';;s side ever since. But then one day John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.
28 June 1979, Haverhill, Massachusetts, USA
29 December 1947, San Diego, California, USA
30 March 1979, New York City, New York, USA
4 June 1961, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
24 February 1969, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
May 03, 2015
Very funny until all of the sudden it's not anymore.
June 29, 2012
The idea of a toy that comes to life - and then won't go away - isn't a bad one. Too bad that "Ted" manages to overstay its welcome without ever really coming to life itself.
June 23, 2013
Soulless, angry-white-guy comedy at its worst. This is a smug, nasty little number.
June 28, 2013
It is a film that seems to have an endless middle.
June 29, 2012
You'll feel the warmth and camaraderie of a Bostonian and his little sentient bear.
June 02, 2013
I was expecting something more than repetitive jokes, incessant pop culture references and rampant misogyny.
June 29, 2012
I tried to resist but couldn't.
April 17, 2016
The movie is hilarious in fits and starts, but nothing is sustained and every joke, funny or not, is delivered with the dial up to 11.
July 31, 2012
Sure, MacFarlane, you can make us laugh, but it's time to grow up. Seriously.
June 30, 2013
A surprisingly funny and crude comedy about a man's relationship with a talking teddy bear.