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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Although they still have the shape of turtles, they have been nurtured and trained and they can walk and talk like humans.
13 November 1955, New York City, New York, USA
22 April 1943, Richmond, Virginia, USA
20 January 1987, Hinsdale, Illinois, USA
28 November 1984, Grand Forks, North Dakota, USA
2 September 1947, Ypsilanti, Michigan, USA
1 April 1982, Culver City, California, USA
30 May 1973, Los Angeles, California, USA
29 April 1972, Bakersfield, California, USA
26 July 1964, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
November 07, 2014
It has hints of heart, and one or two good sequences, but a rent-a-baddie villainy, a poor storyline and paper thin characters leave it floundering in generic action territory.
August 08, 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doesn't so much provide brainless enjoyment as it pummels the viewer into submission. "Shell-shocked" is a reasonable description of the experience.
August 08, 2014
It's pretty much business as usual: one personality trait per turtle (with the most screen time for party-dude Michelangelo), lots of wisecracks, plenty of thin-crust product placement (Pizza Hut this time around), and even a last-minute cowabunga.
March 26, 2016
The failure of [the film] is not a result of irreverence towards the original source material, but rather a lack of curiosity and imagination concerning that promising title it's cashing in for name recognition.
June 13, 2016
Michael Bay, using Megan Fox as bait, hit pay dirt with "Transformers." Now they've made a nice amusement park thrill-ride with 2014's 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' re-tread.
September 20, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a sloppy, unholy mess. It is a blight, not only upon the art of cinema, but upon humanity itself.
August 10, 2014
It's essentially a Transformers movie - a Michael Bay production complete with mass destruction, urban panic, white-hot lighting, inane quips, product placement, explosions and, well, Megan Fox.
April 17, 2016
Worth its weight in junk food.
August 08, 2014
I had to draw on my own ninja training and reflect intensively on the transitory nature of all phenomena, just to fend off the profound yearning for death.
August 08, 2014
Turtles fans might have been looking for their own Avengers. They get Alvin and the Chipmunks on performance enhancers and mass-market pizza instead. In Hollywood, history repeats first as farce, then as marketing.
September 04, 2014
In one way, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a triumph for producer Michael Bay in that it is equally as godawful as his Transformers: Age of Extinction and a hit nonetheless.
December 07, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a pretty bad movie, but it isn't because of the reasons you will see on message boards or comment sections.