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The Pacifier
An experienced Navy SEAL is been stretched to the limit by the kids of a scientist he couldn't rescue despite his efforts. He has to retrieve information on a top secret device hidden in the scientists' house. He must cope with the rigors and troubles of the kids and also fend off spies looking for the device
16 April 1969
8 February 1995, Ontario, Canada
27 November 1964, Los Angeles, California, USA
12 June 1959, North Bay, Ontario, Canada
2 August 1968, Montreal, Quebec, Canada
23 August 1960, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
October 03, 2006
full review in Greek
March 07, 2005
It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
March 09, 2005
[An] unintentional fascist satire.
November 01, 2006
It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.
October 18, 2008
It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
April 29, 2009
Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
September 26, 2005
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
August 07, 2008
Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
March 10, 2005
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
March 09, 2005
A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
August 16, 2007
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
December 28, 2010
A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.