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The Watch
Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. Soon they discover that the murderer is an alien that is preparing to invade Earth, and they become the last hope of mankind on Earth.




















2 February 1987, Augusta, Georgia, USA



1 December 1977, Berkeley, California, USA

26 January 1992, Augusta, Georgia, USA

1945, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

17 June 1970, Alameda County, California, USA



December 12, 2012
This lame sci-fi comedy was supposed to be for teens, but was re-written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to be aimed at adults. The result is a movie that doesn't work for either.
July 26, 2012
Improvisation is definitely The Watch-word, with Vaughn and Hill in particular winging just about every line they speak - most of them filthy, few of them funny.
July 27, 2012
What should have been at least Ghostbusters lite ends up sliming audiences with sloppy seconds.
February 12, 2013
"The Watch" is a Dream Team in which no one's drawn up any plays and nobody passes the ball. Everybody just shoots and hopes for the best.
May 26, 2013
Rote, crass and worst of all, totally laugh-free, it inspires you to exact your own brand of vigilante justice.
July 17, 2013
The four leads are funny, separately and together.
August 03, 2012
It's a mash-up of blah buddy comedy and gross-out CGI monster splatter, with nary a laugh to be had.
March 04, 2013
Light entertainment at its lightest, The Watch does at least elicit some laughs.
July 27, 2012
The Watch is a predictable and lazy comedy wrapped around a penis joke occasionally enlivened with some funny lines.
July 26, 2012
"The Watch" takes the same ethos of male bonding, obsession with sex and sardonic violence that has proved so profitable in recent years on yet another summer spin.
August 21, 2012
A film packaged as pure product, aiming to snare the combined markets for loudmouth comics, sci-fi action and, er, Richard Ayoade - who, however seemingly misplaced, is the freshest thing here.
April 17, 2016
A laughably inept comedic wasteland in which the only things harder to come by than laughs are reasons not to bolt halfway through and ask for a refund.