Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' The Show more
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! Hide
I was a bad boy as a child.
I was a bad boy as a child.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I dev Show more
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God. Hide
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
I believed in God my whole life.
I believed in God my whole life.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Show more
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartman. Hide
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-ha Show more
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. Hide
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offen Show more
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am. Hide
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where Show more
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. Hide
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was menta Show more
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic. Hide
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movi Show more
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. Hide