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Crank
Chev Chelios is poisoned with a slow-acting drug, leaving him but a few hours to exact his revenge on criminal Verona.
6 September 1972
16 April 1974, Fort Worth, Texas, USA
2 October 1973, Los Angeles, California, USA
2 December 1980, San Francisco, California, USA
January 24, 2007
Its freneticism ... futilely tries to cover up the ludicrousness of every decision made by its dim characters.
September 02, 2006
The movie is cranked up somewhere between stylish and proudly stupid.
September 07, 2006
For those who enjoy this brand of wholly mindless entertainment, Crank delivers.
February 08, 2007
The super-concentrated silt at the bottom of a chemistry experiment that has no possible purpose to it but to deliver whatever limited jolt of which it's capable.
March 24, 2007
Sure, Crank is totally ridiculous, unbelievable, exhausting, and pretty much just plain stupid, but that's what makes it fun.
April 18, 2009
Gets by on a unique kind of absurd, deadpan humor in which the most implausible stuff cheerfully happens anyway.
September 23, 2006
Leave it alone, or leave your brain and pocket change at the gate, strap yourself in and just enjoy the ride.
March 01, 2007
Ranks among the most mindless action films ever made, but scores as a helluva video game.
September 08, 2006
Viewers baffled by stuff happening for no particular reason should probably stay well away.
September 05, 2006
Jason Stratham rampages through Los Angeles in this retread of Speed, but for a movie premised on unrelenting action, Crank proves fatally turgid.
September 23, 2006
It's a promising concept, but instead of expending effort on, say, a coherent script, the filmmakers lazily rely on cheap editing tricks and gleefully relentless sadism.
April 29, 2009
It's trashy, gory, gratuitous, ridiculous, completely far-fetched, and I had a smile on my face the entire time.